weirdest dream... ever.

god knows whats going on with my subconscious.
i had the strangest dream(s) saturday night but have been too lazy to write it down until now.
it started with me and most of my mates around my friend ob's house. we were in his room drinking but it wasnt his house in the dream; it was char's.
i had 1 bottle of lager and char offered me some more but i said no because i had some around mine and needed to go home to get something (thank you card for her dad).
then jake dover (weird kid who i sometimes see roaming around coleford or at youth club; he is a devote legionite) entered with a bag of green sour laces.
he offered them round and i asked where he got them, he told me 'brewers' (local shop).
i said i was going to get some and went dowstairs to go. then jake said he was coming and as we left char's dad walked down the road with us...
on the way down i saw char talking to a man; i mustve thought it was her drum teacher as i asked (for reasons unknown to me) if she had a drum lesson. she replied she hadnt.
thats all i remember from that dream.
the next dream saw me in 'burger shot' (a fast food outlet from grand theft auto; i must play it too much!) ordering some food; they refused to serve me and then a slightly overweight lad walked in.
he resembled a lad from work, nathan. i told him they wouldnt serve me so he ushered me to follow him. i did and we waltzed through a shopping centre. whilst we were walking he said:
"would you?"
"would i what?" i asked.
"susan *****?" (im blanking out her last name but she knows who she is!)
"yeah" i said. take that as you wish! the convo was something like that anyway.
we arrived at a bakery place just as the convo finished then he said:
"what do you think susan?"
i looked up at the counter and 'susan' was there. but it didnt look much like her. it resembled her a little i spose but not much. she had curlyish hair and it was blonder than real life.
we hugged and then kissed a bit through smiles. she then said:
"what do you think... about... marrying me?"
... thats the last i remember of that dream.
the third and final dream i recall was the strangest yet.
i was in a swimming pool with what i assumed was my primary school class as my primary school head teacher was at the side (our coach). we were playing some weird 'sport' against another team.
we started out on these plastic horses armed with hockey sticks. there was a goal either end so i presumed we had to get the ball in there.
from kick-off i launched the ball and it went straight in the top corner. i reeled away in celebration on my plastic horse but couldnt control it or slow it down. i went cavorting across the pool and had to jump off of it to stop.
somehow the horses went and there were 2 girls on my team (they resembled Jodi Albert and Tiffany Mulherron; pic of both). we took the ball forward and i had my arm around either of them and they told me to put my stick out (oi oi!) so i did and they put the ball on it, i aimed at goal and it went in. we thought wed won but the referee said that it was a foul goal so we had to play sudden death.
i raced forward hoping to receive the ball and on the opposing team was a girl in an australian bikini (she looked like someone but i cant put my finger on who). everytime i had the ball she kept calling 'travelling' and kept fouling me.
thats all i recall from that dream.
dont know what the hell any of that means? anyone a 'dream reader' or know anyone that can interpret dreams?
chro.